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Michael Phelps: Smokes nugs, has shitty girlfriends

A recent photo was published in the British tabloids of America's beloved Michael Phelps taking a nice hearty bong rip from what appears to be a ROAR bong (great choice by the way). I am having a hard time imagining how he could have let someone photograph himself participating in this action. Not because it is bad, illegal, or anything else - but because it could have 100 million dollars riding on the line. Clearly this was taken from a cellphone with out his knowledge. It was reported in the post that it was "taken by a gal pal" in his home town in Marlyand. In the same article it has Phelps walking down the street with his new girl friend, a Vegas cocktail waitress, with a trashy pelvic tattoo. I believe this was spiteful revenge by and ex-hussy wanna be Phelps groupie.

This story is a victory and a tragedy. It is a victory because it illustrates that pot does not affect your athletic performance as much as the media lets you believe. Yes you can be one of the best swimmers in Olympic history and love to blaze one.

It is a tradgedy because this tarnishes the image of one of Americas young heroes. A smiley, kind, funny, and athletic young man that old and young alike can aspire to be more like. With global culture melting away it is important to for nations to have noble public figures that we can say "that is our guy". He will rebound I'm positive.

Advice to Phelps. Phelps, yes the life of a glamored celebrity can be awsome at first and some times over whelming - but keep good company. Clearly you're hanging out with hoes. Women have spiteful rage pent up in side when they get dumped, watch yourself! Also, Your Michael Phelps! - you can do better than a Vegas cocktail waitress (cough gold digging hooker). Step your game up, keep toking, and jah bless.